I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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