Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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