Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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