All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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