fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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