Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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