so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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