I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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