are you so shy because you have an std?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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