I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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