Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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