Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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