butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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