hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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