Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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