where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Nicole vs. Life
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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