He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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