that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize