i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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