Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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