She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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