My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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