R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Congratulations! We have a period
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
