wake up i wanna do it froggy style
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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