Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just tell him i said nine months
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
