its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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