Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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