Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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