five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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