So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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