Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
she was so not down for the gang bang
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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