well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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