Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Randomize
