yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
do herpes really smell.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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