Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I touched a dick in church today
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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