what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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