How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You pole danced in your parka.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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