porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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