Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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