i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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