yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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