Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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