i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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