Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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