They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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