I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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