He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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