it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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