Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He better not be in your backpack
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
