Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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