I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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