Are we in a gay sports bar?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I want to fling myself into the sun
I am mentally ready for anal.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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