: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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