i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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