Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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